In today's world there are so many serious things on the minds of the average American. We have the economy, gas prices, school prices, but one problem seems to have stood out among all of these. Many of you are probably thinking that this Occupy Wall Street stuff is the most dramatic thing of the year. Well then you would be wrong. In he last month a new crisis rose. It was so damaging to the hearts of the American people that the entire country was in an uproar! That is until this week when Coca Cola Company announced that they were going to listen to the people and revert back to the classic red cans and throw out the white ones.
The new white cans were designed for this years holiday season, and just like in the past when they released cans with trumpets and polar bears on a classic red background they expected the new cans to boost sales. This is not what happened however. In fact there must be something evil lurking within this white can because since its release thousands and thousands of Coca-Cola fans have lost their minds. they have been going absolutely crazy! But can you blame them. Imagine living in a world where you could not find your favorite beverage because the color of the label had changed. Think of how stupid you must feel if every time you go to grab your wonderful can of Coke you have to take pause because that familiar can you know and love is not there. 20-30 minutes later you finally realize that the bizarre white can next to the silver diets is in fact your Coca-Cola Classic, but by then the damage is done. This is what Americans have had to deal with for weeks now, but thanks to the efforts of so many great Americans who have fought so valiantly for what is truly most important to them over all else, we will be returning to the "Red Coke World" that we know and love next week!
http://gawker.com/5864185/jihad-against-white-coca+cola-cans-succeeds
this is a link to an article with more information if you are interested.
The new white cans were designed for this years holiday season, and just like in the past when they released cans with trumpets and polar bears on a classic red background they expected the new cans to boost sales. This is not what happened however. In fact there must be something evil lurking within this white can because since its release thousands and thousands of Coca-Cola fans have lost their minds. they have been going absolutely crazy! But can you blame them. Imagine living in a world where you could not find your favorite beverage because the color of the label had changed. Think of how stupid you must feel if every time you go to grab your wonderful can of Coke you have to take pause because that familiar can you know and love is not there. 20-30 minutes later you finally realize that the bizarre white can next to the silver diets is in fact your Coca-Cola Classic, but by then the damage is done. This is what Americans have had to deal with for weeks now, but thanks to the efforts of so many great Americans who have fought so valiantly for what is truly most important to them over all else, we will be returning to the "Red Coke World" that we know and love next week!
http://gawker.com/5864185/jihad-against-white-coca+cola-cans-succeeds
this is a link to an article with more information if you are interested.
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